Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon
LOOK AT THIS SWEET BEEB
Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
he just became like 50% carrot
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.
my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him